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The McCarthy report

I have the greatest of regard for some economists, people like Mohammed Yunus (founder of the Grameen Bank) and Oxford’s Professor Paul Collier.

 Sadly the aficionados of the dismal science in Western Europe have been taken over by nasty ideological corner–boys, puppets of the likes of Hayek and Friedman. Many of these people have never read Adam Smith’s Wealth of Nations – otherwise they would know what a contradictory book it was, albeit one penned by a genial Scotsman who did not wish harm on his fellow men.

 The McCarthy report could be summed up in one word, but, because I’m anxious not to encourage bad language I’m reluctant to use any of them.

 It is a rather tired and predictable recipe based on Reagano-Thatcherite principles. It is unoriginal and unimaginative.

 It is also cowardly as its recommendations seem to rely for their effectiveness on the Public Spending Paradox. They attack unfairly the weakest in our society, the sick, the poor and the nation’s children – those who cannot be blamed for the economic morass in which the country stands and who never benefited during the years when the Celtic tiger was roaring. But of course attacking the poor and the vulnerable is music to the ears of some right-wing commentators.

 More than anything it is dishonest. First McCarthy speaks about the almost imperative need to cut spending in areas like health, education and social welfare. One would assume that spending in all these areas stood on a high plateau of government generosity. The fact of anyone with exposure to areas like health and education is that they have been suffering for years from cutbacks and indeed cannot endure any more.

 But the report’s greatest dishonesty is in its aims; to pull the country out of an economic quagmire and restore it to health. Nothing could be further from its goals, which are to entrench and consolidate the economic hierarchy of this country, while strengthening, deepening and widening the gaping inequalities in Irish society. Put in fewer words, it’s about making sure the rich stay rich and the poor get poorer. This is why the report has been taken up with such unashamed glee by the right. McCarthy has pressed all the right buttons, or more accurately he has pressed the right button – he wants to cut social welfare payments. Indeed, it is only because he is too afraid of antagonising the liberal lefties that he has not advocated the real solution: cutting social welfare payments altogether and forcing the work-shy to work while throwing the poor onto the good offices of groups like the St Vincent de Paul society.

 Income disparity is a fact of life, and within reason it’s not necessarily a bad thing. This is not the form of inequality I’m talking about. The worst form is the way many jobs are held by people who try to shield their incompetence behind some self-important title. These people, more often than not, owe their positions to family and political connections. Others who would be far better in the jobs are confined to the bottom rungs of the economy and society, frequently have no jobs and are denied an opportunity to make a worthwhile contribution to society.

 We all know about the “haves” and “have-nots”; contemporary Ireland is about the “always-haves” and the “never-haves”. Why is it that those lucky to be born near the apex of the economic pyramid can take hope for granted. They know that hard work will be rewarded and even mediocre effort is tolerated. For those who are disadvantaged, whether by economics or say by disability, labour as hard as they might, they will never break out of the bottom rungs, so the smarter ones just don’t bother.

 I hate always reverting to personalities but I cannot but say there is something seriously wrong with a society that allows a person with a doctorate, who has written nine books plus over a hundred articles, speaks a dozen languages, to languor at the bottom, dependant solely on a miserable blind pension which he expects to be cut still further.

 I want to finish by asking a question of a historic personality, Patrick Pearse. What the hell did you bother for?

Gardai seek missing snake

Gardai in Dublin are appealing for help in locating a missing snake which they fear may have left the country and travelled to Brussels.

It belongs to the very rare Biffo Cobra species. It’s green with white and orange banding, as well as some black spots forming the letter F on both its back and front.

The snake, though venomous, is not usually dangerous unless it’s cornered when it has a tendency to lash out, opening its mouth very wide and allowing its pendulous lower lip to flap menacingly.

A garda spokesman said that their main concern is that the snake may be getting hungry. Its preferred food is steak.

Cuntsmas

 

Thank goodness the Christmas piss-fest is coming to an end, though there are still those who want to drag it out. I really feel that Christmas should be renamed Cuntsmas as it seems to give so many people an opportunity to act like cunts.

The world seems to be so full of hatred that any signs of love and amity are deeply hidden. If we have one New Year’s resolution surely it should be: “Let’s try to hate people less in 2009”.

I can say, hand on heart, that I cannot understand people who hate large sections of their fellow men. It is true that there are some people I dislike intensely. These include people I have never met and do not wish to meet, like North Korea’s “dear Leader” Kim Jong-Il and Zimbabwe’s president Robert Mugabe. There are others closer to home. Usually these are people whom I’ve never met but who have arrogantly decided that they can treat me with disrespect. I make friends for life, and enemies as well. I’ve always worked hard to try and overcome any disabilities I have. I see myself as a winner, but sometimes I get well tired. These people may have brains that make an average pea look like a football, but at the end of the day they are “bigger than me”.
I’d like to send them my special malediction this Christmas. They include Dr Brendan Scott, Research Officer of Cavan’s County Museum. Until this summer he was just a name. I’ve never met him but yet he decided to snub me by not inviting me to his little conference. Why? I’ve heard that it was “because there had been trouble between me and the museum, but it had been before his time, and the second reason, because he didn’t want to embarrass me. How nice and considerate Dr Scott. Are you sure it hadn’t more to do with a fear that I might embarrass you by my presence?
But why dwell in the past. Any plans for conferences this year? How about one on Masturbation in 17th century. Get people who are REALLY big this year, like Bruce Forsythe or maybe Britney Spears. Pricey, but sure fuck it the council will pay. This isn’t hatred: it’s just pity.

People with flashy and gaudy titles signifying nothing always remind me of Francisco Macias Nguema, first president of Equatorial Guinea. He amassed quite a bag-full of titles before his nephew ousted and shot him – he’d also ordered all the people in his country, called by some the Belsen of Africa – to be happy, on pain of death. One of these silly titles was El gran milagro – the great miracle. Did he believe he was miraculous, especially as he stood in front of the firing squad at Malabo’s Black beach?
 
And then there is Dr Scott’s boss, County Manager Jack Keys. I was told informally that one of the reason’s he didn’t reply to my letter was that he was sick. I have tremendous sympathy for anyone who is ill, but if I am prevented through illness from working so many people smile indulgently, shrug their shoulders and say that it’s proof that in spite of all my bluster and rhetoric I cannot and never can operate at the same level of an able-bodied person. His illness however is the result of the great strain and responsibility he has to carry, and if anything is viewed as almost an inevitable though unwelcome side-effect of his job.

This New Year I feel slightly uneasy – under threat in fact, not from any hob-goblins who may be swimming around, or from any of the multifarious baddies and criminals who are lurking in the undergrowth. No, I feel threatened by An Gardai Siochana, especially the goons attached to the station in Ballyconnell Co. Cavan. I haven’t done anything – I am a paragon of civic virtue. The gardai should be protecting my welfare and defending my peace; instead they are only interested in aiding and abetting criminals from beyond our shores. The gardai may not know it but there are criminals who are NOT Nigerians.

But I want to be happy and have a laugh. One of my mottoes for 2009 is “Don’t give a shit for little pricks”. I’m going to settle down nearer the witching hour with my darling Rosie, maybe a glass of fine scotch, and waft into a sea of domestic calm and good will. I might sing Auld Lang Syne, but I doubt it as I’m determined to remain sober.

There are a couple of people I want to send new Year’s greetings to. The staff of the Cavan Echo, as well as my dear readership. I also want to send gree4tings to my dear friend Noel Monahan. Let us hope that 2009 will be a year of verdant verbiculture.

So Happy New Year and remember, it’s only 358 days till Christmas.

Another port falls to Islamic insurgents in Somalia

The BBC is reporting that the port of Marka or Merka has fallen to Islamic insurgents, specifically the criminal bandits known as Al-Shabab. Marka lies 90 kilometers south-west of Somalia’s capital Muqdishu, and is an important entry point for the food aid upon which so many Somalis depend for survival. The World Food Programme has promised to work with whoever is in charge in Marka, but so far overtures to Al-Shabab have gone unanswered. Al-Shabab is not known for its broad-mindedness. In those areas it has controlled it has routinely killed teachers and anyone it suspects of sympathy with the weak central government. These are also the people who stoned to death a mentally-retarded thirteen-year-old girl last week on a charge of adultery, after she had been brutally raped, possibly by Al-Shabab partisans. These were the people who drove around the port city of Kismaayo where the rape took place proclaiming their heinously unjust sentence from loud-speakers, although they did not allow members of the girl’s family to attend the “trial” or attend the barbarous execution. They have even refused requests to see the body.

Let no-one think that I’m on an anti-Islamic rant here. What happened in Kismaayo last week was a perversion of Islam. The girl who was executed had first gone to the police station with her aunt to report the rape, but had ended up being the criminal. As anyone who has any experience of law enforcement agencies in the UK or Ireland can testify, it is not just in Somalia that the innocent attending police staiions often find themselves transformed into the criminal.

Hallowe’en comes early once again

A young Monaghan boy has been seriously injured when a firework exploded in his hands while playing yesterday. These fireworks have been illegal for many years but not a year passes without someone, usually a child, sustaining horrifying injuries.

The Gardai Siochana have once again warned of the dangers of handlings these things. Quite frankly, that’s a lot of use. They’re illegal, so why aren’t the gardai getting up off their butts and confiscating them?

Hallowe’en with its bangers, hateful to humans and animals alike, has come early this year. I heard fireworks being let off on the Children’s play-ground in Belturbet in the last week of August.

But what is the connection with Hallowe’en or Samhan? This was traditonally celebrated in Ireland by a bit of human and animal sacrifice, not with fireworks. These are much more closely linked to the “alien” rituals of Guy Fawkes night, rituals which are inherently anti-Catholic and anti-Irish. Ah once again Paddy’ll do anythin’ for a jar and a bit o’ crack.

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