About Ciaran Parker

Ciaran Parker is a guy who believes that, just because you’re in your forties, doesn’t mean you can’t have a really great quality of life. He says that there are too many people who wake up in the morning feeling like shit, who feel sick when they look at the thing beside them, and then go through the day seeing how much harm and annoyance they can cause to other people. They’re often in jobs – quite well paid – which they hate, but they haven’t the balls to buck social convention by giving it all up and doing something different.

Ciaran comments further: “I’m interested in everything, past, present and future. I love expressing myself in words. When I see an audience I sense an opportunity.”

His pet hates are best expressed in his own word. “I can’t stand people who haven’t got a sense of humour. I actually fear them. Who are these pricks who don’t want to laugh? And there are only two things to do with such people – laugh at them and forget them.”

He concludes by stating: “You know it’s a bit like being an egg – it sucks. You only get laid once, you only get eaten once, it takes maybve ten minutes to get hard and three to get soft, but the worst part is that the only chick who’ll sit on your face is your mother. It’s crazy – but don’t cry about it.”