Dr Brendan Scott’s public talk in a Cavan urinal or Ciaran’s joke of the day
Brendan and Jack were having a quiet drink when Brendan asks him.
“If you heard Jack that the world was going to end in fifteen minutes, what would you do?”
“Well in the time left I’d shag everything that moved I suppose. How about you Brendan. What would you do?”
“I’d try to stand perfectly still,” Brendan replies.
One more? Why not. What do a Rubik’s Cube and a prick have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.
Now a bird never flew on one wing. Define egghead: What Mrs Dumpty givers Humpty.
What has four legs and flies?
A dead horse.
….. Sick or what?
