Ciaran’s Peculier [sic] Blog

I have heard a rumour that sat week Cavan County Council employees had to attend a grass mowing course in Cavan’s Central Library. No doubt this was conducted by outside experts and mowing consultants, who had to be brought in at great expense, while being wined and dined at the best restaurants.

 What next? Surely there is nothing to learn about mowing grass. You get a mower and pushy it. Maybe participants were told of the old trick for keeping grass down – sprinkle it with copious amounts of strong liquor, thus ensuring that when the grass grows it comes up half cut.

 Maybe there will be a masturbation course, again to be held in the County Library. Only there would not be a need for outside experts, as there are enough experts on the subject among the county council’s senior executives.