Dr Brendan Scott’s talk to the NCBI in Cavan County Library, or Ciaran’s joke of the day
by planetparker
One day a priest is walking through a really tough neighbourhood when he spies a youth tossing off in an alleyway. He goes up to him and says: “Stop it immediately. You should save that till after you get married.” The youth shrugs his shoulders and runs away.
Ten years’ later the priest is again walking through the same neighbourhood when a young man approaches him. “I bet you don’t remember me, but ten years’ back you saw me tossing off and you gave me some sound advice. You told me to stop it and save it till after I got married.”
“Ah yes,” says the priest. “I remember you now. And tell me did you follow my advice son?”
“Sure did father, replied the young man. And guess what? I’m getting married next week.”
“That’s marvellous,” says the priest. “It’s great how things have worked out for you.”
“There’s only one small problem father, “ says the man. “ I’ve got a ten gallon container of the stuff in the back of my pick-up, and I haven’t a clue what to do with it after I get married.”
Bit remember, masturbation is NO joke. It can lead to blindness, and no one wants to be dependant on the NCBI do they.
