Ciaran’s Peculier [sic] Blog

A view of the world from an Irish hole

Month: April, 2010

J. M. Synge 1871-1909

J. M. Synge

We all recall how John Millington Synge was commemorated by James Joyce in his doggerel “Gas From a Burner”: 

… The Great John Millicent Synge
Who soars above on an angel’s wing
In the playboy shift that he pinched as swag
From Maunsel’s manager’s travelling-bag.

 J.M Synge was born on April 16th 1871. He belonged to an ecclesiastical family. One of his ancestors, an eighteenth-century bishop of Clonfert, wrote and spoke widely against the Penal Laws then in force.

In his writings he eschewed a sentimental and romantic portrayal of Irish life.; He successfully achieved what he termed a collaboration between a naturalist, realist Zola-esque style and one based solely on the imaginary. His portrayal of Irish life was anathema to the gaelgoiri later satirised by Flann O’Brien in An Bėal Bocht.

Ireland was going through a period of linguistic transition in Synge’s day, as the use of Irish as a vernacular was declining. Yet Synge was sensitive to the speech of ordinary folk and he could see that the Irish language continued to9 influence the speech patterns, vocabulary and psychology of those who were adopting English. In this regard the Irish language was operating as a happy ghost.

Had Hogdkin’s Disease not taken Synge at the early age of thirty-seven, it is hard to see how his genius could have subsequently operated in the independent Ireland, whose society and culture were dominated by the Catholic Church inspired mediocrity which became Ireland’s unofficial religion, and remains so in many areas to this day. It is possible that he would have become as well known as a poet, as he was a dramatist. I include here the final lines from his poem “On an Anniversary”.

 And so when all my little work is done
They’ll say I cam in Eighteen-Seventy-one,
And died in Dublin. …What year will they write
For My poor passage to the stall of night?

Should we leave Chad?

The Irish government has announced that it is withdrawing its contingent among the peacekeeping force stationed in Chad.

 Reducing commitment to the peacekeeping operation really sends the wrong signals. The long serving Chadian dictator, Idriss Deby, would dearly like to see the back of it so that he an his cronies could get on with siphoning the country’s wealth into their own pockets. Over the years Ireland’s reputation as a country has been immensely enhanced by our presence in UN peacekeeping missions.

 The trimming of overseas involvement is in line with the McCarthy report. This canonical document’s author is wedded to the maintenance of useless state frippery like armies.  If he was really committed to worthwhile savings he would have recommended the disbandment of the army altogether.

 What does it do? Does anyone really think it’s capable of putting up a fight were this country to be invaded. Maybe against the armed forces of somewhere like Sao Tome e Principe or the Swiss Guard if they were pissed.

 And look at the amount that the government would save. Not only would there be no army salaries to pay but barracks could be closed and sold off for development as brothels and alternative health resorts, while the increasingly obsolete equipment could be hawked to film crews. Fishery protection vessels could be turned into prison hulks (most of them are leaking anyway), while search-and-rescue helicopters could be knocked off to people wanting to leave the country in a hurry and on the QT. What’s more no armed forces, no need for a Department of Defence, and even better a minister of Defence. The savings would be mega….

 But the McCarthy report didn’t recommend this because, in spite of all their uselessness, McCarthy and Co. see the armed forces as potentially having an important role in Ireland’s future. It might come in useful in case those lefties ever seemed capable of introducing real change here. In that even the army could be relied upon to step in and restore law and order.

 And let’s face it none of the boys themselves really mind leaving Chad. It’s all desert and it must be murder getting a pint there, and as visiting government delegations have found it’s too far from the coast to be a serious junket destination.

Flann O’Brien

Flann O'Brien

Today April 1s marks the forty-fourth anniversary of the death of Brian O’Nolan, aka Flann O’Brien, in my mind the greatest Irish writer of the twentieth century. He combined an immense intellect with a love of words. His second novel, The Third Policeman, is an overlooked jewel. Some of his best writing is to be found in his An Cruskeen Lawn column in The Irish Times, where he wrote under the nom-de-plume of Myes na gCopaleen. It was never enough for him to write for some numerically small elite who might understand him. Accessibility to the people of Ireland was as important. The world in which he lived appears to us the be anything but inspirational, apparently dominated by intellectual inertia and social sclerosis, yet Flann O’Brien’s genius was set ablaze by this unpromising environment.

Teachers’ pay

It is a disgrace that “front-line” public servants like teachers should be included in the dishonest pay agreement announced on Monday. The Teachers’ union of Ireland (TUI) would be right to reject it. Unlike the “lower paid civil servants” for whom that wretch Blair Horan speaks, teachers already work long hours. What’s more they face increasing obstacles to doing their job through education cutbacks.

 When Horan’s members overcome the tedium of another day of pen-pushing, and the clock strikes four or five they are able to leave their “tasks” unfinished and unloved for another day, to be taken up if and when they return the following day. By contrast teachers’ work never ends when they leave the school; they bring home with them not only their pupils’ homework, but other jobs, such as working out lesson plans.

 And yet this pay agreement has the cheek to expect them to work an extra hour and for less pay. The result of this will be that teaching will be far less attractive as a career choice and will tend to be chosen by those who cannot get anything else which retains any social cachet. This lowering of standards will feed into the education system as a whole. We will then have a nation of dunces – just the thing really, as they won’t know how badly they’re being ripped off.

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