Minister on his back
by planetparker
Yeah ... that's SO good M...
Say a wee prayer now won’t you for poor Minister Martin Cullen who is crucified with back pains. The minister thought that he was Bill Clinton and so fantasised about having his cock sucked by a woman called Monica. Those who have blown him off were apparently so physical and strong that they have dislocated some of the bones in his back, leaving poor Martin in a horizontal position.
The poor minister has had to cancel a trip to the US west coast. Maybe, like Borat, he was going there in search of Pamela and, like Borat, he had heard that she sucked a lot of dick.
Instead Martin “Patsy” Mansergh is going, though if he meets Pamela it is possible she would blow him away. I knew Martin Mansergh’s father, a kind, erudite gentleman, the epitome of a scholar. They must have found Martin under a bush. Otherwise he is living proof of the phenomenon mentioned by Lady Wilde in the mid 19th century of the changeling.
So another of that accursed crew of a cabinet falls ill: my curse is gathering strength. He saw at cabinet and approved benefit cuts including that to the blind pension, and so he must share in my righteous wrath ….
PS. I would like to take this opportunity to reiterate in the strongest possible terms that I never believed any of those stories about minister Cullen buying expensive presents with public funds for PR people in return for oral sex, though I accept he splashed out on a dress.
