Government jobs strategy
In the Dail debate of February 3rd the opposition charged the government with having no jobs strategy. This is wrong.
The government has a jobs strategy. It involves making sure that all the nice, well-paid jobs are held by party supporters, family members and well-wishers, and that these jobs and the manifold associated perks NEVER slip from their grasps, no matter how badly the jobs are performed. Furthermore those holding these jobs must grab as much as they can, regardless of how little entitled they are to such sums or how unjust this larceny is. This must be performed with derision and contempt of the public at large and must give rise in the eyes of the latter-day gnomes of Zurich who apparently own our government, that they are tough and macho.
It is only fair to say that much of this strategy is also held fast to by the largest opposition party, who are able to sit back and see Fianna Fail pursue the policies it would dearly like to follow, while letting the government take all the shit for them. I must say though that I don’t believe that Mr Kenny and his colleagues possess the same moral cowardice as the present government.