Ciaran’s Peculier [sic] Blog

A view of the world from an Irish hole

Month: February, 2010

Brian Cowen: you are below contempt

A couple of days before Christmas a Cavanman brings his son to the cemetery. The man stops and, pointing to one grave says to the boy: “Look son, that’s where Santy’s buried.”

 Those grown-ups who believe in Santa Claus are probably the only people who believe Brian Cowen’s assertion that Fianna Fail had nothing to do with engineering Trevor Sargent’s resignation. In many ways the media are just as responsible. When O’Dea fell on his bodkin there were those who hailed it as the Greens getting their first head. It was obvious that many of the backwoodsmen in Fianna Fail blamed the Greens in the same way that nearly two decades ago they blamed the then Venereal Democrats for the resignations of Jim McDaid and Brian Lenihan Sr. The fact that the latter and O’Dea had shown they were unfit to serve in government never came into play. Fianna Fail has a God-given mandate to rule, or rather misrule. The O’Dea affair proved once again that Fianna Fail can never be allowed to rule on their own. When one of theirs fucks up the instinctive reaction is to crowd round to protect the erring member from attack. As a result misdeeds go unpunished, and in the words of John Milton they continue to “rot inwardly and foul contagion spread”.

 What Trevor Sargent did was wrong, but in the scheme of things it was not nearly so wrong as stating in court on the Bible that what he was going to say was the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and proceeding to give information which was anything but.

 The backwoodsmen may be happy they’ve scored the equaliser, but at what cost? They might have wanted to say: “We’re not the only crooks” but Trevor Sargent by his swift resignation and acceptance of responsibility has positioned himself on a different continent from O’Dea.

 The question now is whether the Greens can stay in government with such people. Were they to leave now they might just be able to salvage one or two seats. If they stay any longer they are facing electoral oblivion. As someone who has long championed environmental issues this would be regrettable.

Limerick you’re no lady

Disgraced minister Willie O’Dea admitted in the Dail that the allegation he made against Councillor Maurice Quinlivan had originated with a member of An Gardai Siochana. Just as Willie O’Dea seemed to be obsessed with ladies of the night it is surely worthy of note that the guards in Limerick seem similarly obsessed with brothels. I wonder why? And in a city with a crime problem that is long out of control. No wonder gangs are free to rub each other out because the police are too inefficient to combat the violence. One recalls the Limerick bouncer murdered by criminals because he would not allow them to sell drugs in the club where he worked. Of course, the gardai were elsewhere that night, too busy cruising Clancy Strand, the old Dock Road and Perry Square in their squad cars to see who they could blackmail.

 The allegation may not have been true, and O’Dea was just so gullible that he swallowed the bait, no matter how much of shit it tasted. Let’s just give O’Dea the benefit of the doubt. The garda in question obviously thought this would be a great way to get some promotion in the future – feed something to a politician who seemed, until recently, to be on the way up. Certainly the ministry of justice seemed one that O’Dea could aspire to. The minister would then remember the debt of gratitude he owed to the flatfoot and respond by giving him a pull up through the ranks. It is alas due to such procedures that many promotions are earned. It would be far better if they were earned for fighting crime, but Jaisus, that’s too dangerous.

Michael O’Leary

 

What I think of Mary Coughlan

It is an open secret that Ryanair boss Michael O’Leary is viewed with scorn by Fianna Fail. Remember Bathgate involving former minister Mary O’Rourke? It is obvious that he must have trod on some Fianna Fail toes, but it is far more likely that the disdain stems from senior officials in the government, the eminences greases [sic] who control politicians like marionettes by a puppet master.

 I cannot say what has happened. Maybe Michael O’Leary’s no-nonsense approach to business has irked some people. The fact that he was, I believe, educated by the Jesuits may not have won him universal acclaim in the obscurantist corridors of power; we all know the degree of hatred which exists in some areas of the Catholic Church towards the Society of Jesus.

 One thing we can be certain of. The hostility towards Michael O’Leary does not stem from some cabinet minister or senior mandarin having an unfortunate ex

 One thing we can be certain of. The hostility towards Michael O’Leary does not stem from some cabinet minister or senior mandarin having an unfortunate experience on a Ryanair flight. Fie for shame! Ryanair is only for poor people.

 Now there are some areas of Ryanair’s modus operandi that I might be less than happy with, but no one can doubt that Michael O’Leary has shaken up the airline industry, making air travel affordable to huge swathes of people for whom a trip in a ‘plane was previously a once-in-a-blue-moon luxury. One other thing cannot be denied about Michael O’Leary. He is a resident of the state, and pays his taxes here. He’s not an honorary consul for some taxation Elysium.

 His treatment at the hands of the department of Trade etc. is unacceptable. A cow-boy property developer from rural Ireland (who contributed to party coffers) would have been treated more seriously. But maybe that’s just it. Michael O’Leary hasn’t been paying off senior officials and politicians. It would be in keeping with Michael O’Leary’s personality to believe that the business acumen of his proposals should sell themselves.

Stand in the corridor Gogarty

Who of us has not told a lie now and again? These are usually “white” lie3s, of no importance. But there are other lies that are bigger, because they involve besmirching someone’s reputation or covering up criminal activity, either by yourself or by others. The actions of Minister Willie O’Dea definitely fall into this latter category. I believe that any public servant caught doing this shows complete lack of morality. They cannot be allowed to retain their position without drawing discredit on the whole system within which they work.

 Willie O’Dea seems to be immune because the present government operates a policy of “honour amongst thieves”. This may also be expressed in the phrase of Our Lord in the Gospels: “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.”

 Amongst those who don’t believe this is a “resigning issue” is Green Party parliamentarian Paul Gogarty. Now Gogarty is a teacher by training, but I am full of pity for any of his students. I’m sure, as a teacher, he was often faced by pupils failing to deliver homework because they had fallen ill or left their textbooks in school or any number of excuses. These might be considered lies that were a whiter shade of pale. While they would not draw down punishments the first time, a teacher would be anxious to ensure that the excuse / lie was not used again, or if it was, with discretion. This would ensure that lying was viewed as a reprehensible activity. It is the handmaiden of dishonesty, and as a teacher he would surely have been worried if he discovered that one or more of his pupils was passing off work as their own, when it had actually been completed by someone else. As a teacher in the Irish education system he was imprisoned by the examinations system, but if someone was caught cheating in any exam, that was a major black mark against their character.

 So how can Mr Gogarty then say that the actions of Minister O’Dea ought to be ignored? This was far bigger than saying he couldn’t come to school because his grandfather had died, or his pet rothweiler had eaten his essay.

 But then Paul Gogarty’s actions must be considered in a broader context. He knows that he has paid that many hostages to fortune that his days as a member of the Dail are numbered, and that his constituents will be only waiting to have their vengeance upon him at the next general election. Maybe he could go back to teaching, but I wouldn’t let him near a school. With his morals he might look for a job in a special criminals’ academy. Alternatively he could look for a post in PR.

 But Willie will not resign, at least not before St Patrick’s Day. Otherwise he would have to forego the all-expenses-paid trip to visit Irish peacekeepers in Chad, but as that country is landlocked and hasn’t much of a tourism infrastructure, I’m sure there will be a stop-off in somewhere more comfortable.

Cumann cumann do the locomotion with me

It seems the Soldiers of Destiny are attempting to re-form in Cavan, and come out of the burrows of shame into which they have quite rightly retreated.

 My sister recently received an invitation to a cumann meeting in Cavan town. The invitation listed all of the great things Fianna Fail had done for Cavan town, though surely such pork-barrel politics is seen for the scam it is. When any political party takes credit for anything I’m reminded of a comment made by Al Gore in the 1992 Presidential debate in the US, when he said George Bush Sr’s attempts to take credit for the fall of the Berlin wall was a bit like the cock taking credit for the sunrise.

 The invitation went on to mention minister Brendan Smith, but failed to refer to his reluctance to meet with a local farmers’ delegation, or his insistence on using a private limousine to take him from a hotel to a nearby conference centre, even though his colleague, Minister Mary Coughlan, was staying in the same five-star hotel. Brendan may be personally honest, but yet he sits at cabinet with a group of lying gangsters whose policies include stealing money from the blind and then refusing to own up to their cowardly actions.

 And then it finished by mentioning Fianna Fail councillors, but once again it was quite about the gargantuan sums in travel expenses racked up by some of them. But we must be even-handed here. The pursuance of the “grab” culture is just as evident amongst members of Fine Gael.

 As for the invitation I am assured by my sister that she has no intention of accepting it.

Tell the truth and shame the devil

Grouch O'Dea

Minister for Defence Willie Wit your whistle O’Dea has admitted that a sworn statement he made to the High Court contained material which was, as Oliver North would have said, radically at odds with the truth.

 Unfortunately I’ve been out of the loop for a while now (drink, drugs, bisto gravy granule abuse etc.), but in my day making a sworn statement to a court containing information that you knew to be false was called perjury. But as Willie knows that so many of his colleagues have an ambivalent attitude towards telling the truth he just feels he wants to fit in.

 Isn’t it comforting to know that at a time of economic hardship the government which is imposing unfair and draconian measures on the Irish people is composed of a pack of liars. And if they are not telling porkies they are defending liars and cheats. Take tanaiste Mary Coughlan. One of the reasons why she never bothered to get back to Ryanair boss Michael O’Leary was because she was too busy defending the likes of Roddy Molloy, the trip to the Robbie Williams concert, and other members of the rusty circle.

 I’ve got one thing to say to Michael O’Leary: Good on ya mate!

Bye George

The departure of George Lee from the Dail is regrettable, though understandable. The worst charges that can be laid at his door are

Geerge Lee

naivety and impatience. He has exposed the rotten and dishonest system of government whose putrefaction has spread to all levels and which really is democratic in name only.

 Lee probably thought that he could make a difference, and where better to influence things than at the theoretical centre of power. The principle of the division of powers was first put forward by eighteenth-century French writer, Baron de Montesquieu. There are three: the judicial, the executive and the legislative. Of these the legislative is, or at least should be, the first amongst equals. It’s the only branch whose members are chosen by the general public. It only took George Lee nine months to realise that, as a member of the Irish legislature he was as impotent as a eunuch.

 I feel that those well-informed canines, the dogs in the street know this anyway. What’s more George has been rubbing shoulders for long enough with politicians, so he had heard all the comments by both present and past TDs that membership of the Dail gives you one of the best parking spaces in central Dublin, but sweet FA else. Still he wanted to try and make a difference. Naïve yes, but he is not to be blamed for trying. He may have believed that he might be able to influence the nation’s economic policies, but surely he realises by now that these are formulated by a small cabal of far-right economics and Finance ministry officials, many with links to shadowy Masonic or quasi-masonic organisations. It’s not really about economic policy at all, just making sure that those with lots of money keep it, and that those with little pay for the excessive tastes of those in power.

 Thousands of people voted for George Lee; as their representative he has been cold-shouldered by “the system”.

 George Lee was certainly impatient. I doubt that he is the first frustrated idealist in the Dail. Had he been a little more patient perhaps he could have tried to sit it out and meanwhile enjoyed the highlife – the parking space, the salary, the perks. He could have worked through his frustration with alcohol and prostitutes, like many parliamentarians before him. This way he might have eventually been allowed near the levers of power, but only when he had been completely transformed into a cynical, self-serving individual – in short, into a rank-and-file TD.

  What of the thousands who voted for George in last summer’s by-election? Has he let them down? No doubt many voted for him because of what they hoped he could do, and if he feels that he cannot be true to the trust placed in him his resignation must be respected. He could have emulated public representatives at both national and local level who respond to the trust placed in them by the electorate by basically giving their voters the two fingers on being elected and saying that, as public representatives they deserve holidays and five-star accommodation.

 George Lee has resigned not just from the Dail but from the Fine Gael party. This demonstrates how absolutely useless and defunct that party is and how little it differs from the bunch of scoundrels in power. In fact the liars and cowards of Fianna Fail would not be able to get away with half of their criminality if there was a genuine and authentic opposition. Fianna Fail is in the doldrums in the opinion polls and Fine Gael has been the main beneficiary of the anti-Fianna Fail backlash, but they are scared shitless of actually holding power. Their policies are just as unoriginal as Fianna Fail; and the latter’s hair-shirt right-wing economic projects are nothing more than unreconstructed blueshirt policies of the type that General O’Duffy would have been proud.  The average Fine Gael supporter and politician is just as avid at grabbing from the public purse for himself, his family and friends as his or her Fianna Fail colleague. Historically, they just haven’t had the same access to power – at national level. At local level it is a different story, and spotting the difference between a greedy and corrupt Fianna Fail and Fine Gael councillor would outsmart the most seasoned “Spot-the-Ball” player.  Fine Gael is afraid of gaining power far more than Fianna Fail is afraid of losing They might lose the cars, some might even lose their seats, but there’s always the senate, and it’s not as if any of them are likely to end up on the labour.

 But what need was there for Monkey-man Cowen to get in on the act, saying that the life of a politician was tough? This was really implying that George Lee might be a nice guy but when it came to being a politician he just couldn’t hack it; that you need balls and no conscience to stick it out. George Lee has numerous talents, unlike so many members of the Dail, unlike indeed Brian Cowen is of no use to society. He qualified as a solicitor, and the life of a small-town legal big shot with family connections, getting people off drink driving charges, is a perfect job for him and for so many others

Government jobs strategy

In the Dail debate of February 3rd the opposition charged the government with having no jobs strategy. This is wrong.

 The government has a jobs strategy. It involves making sure that all the nice, well-paid jobs are held by party supporters, family members and well-wishers, and that these jobs and the manifold associated perks NEVER slip from their grasps, no matter how badly the jobs are performed. Furthermore those holding these jobs must grab as much as they can, regardless of how little entitled they are to such sums or how unjust this larceny is. This must be performed with derision and contempt of the public at large and must give rise in the eyes of the latter-day gnomes of Zurich who apparently own our government, that they are tough and macho.

 It is only fair to say that much of this strategy is also held fast to by the largest opposition party, who are able to sit back and see Fianna Fail pursue the policies it would dearly like to follow, while letting the government take all the shit for them. I must say though that I don’t believe that Mr Kenny and his colleagues possess the same moral cowardice as the present government.

A country fit for wankers

The government has published its Finance Bill today, which will  give effect to many of the measures announced in last December’s budget. Of course many of the cuts in welfare payments, which cause real hardship for people, came into effect last month with what could only be called indecent haste.

 The finance bill sets out a nice, softly-softly approach to the wealthy who must never feel threatened in the enjoyment of their loot, no matter how illegally it may have been acquired

 This is but one more part of the present government’s efforts to turn Ireland into a land fit for bankers, stock brokers and property developers to live in.

 Smaller fry pay taxes, both direct and indirect. Often the amount is cripplingly high. However the members of the groups I mentioned in the previous paragraph are able to pay bribes – always more welcome to politicians and bureaucrats.

Cavan meteorite

A small meteorite has landed in Co. Cavan. Now in the past the landing of meteorites and space debris has been greeted by the rock, once discovered, being renamed in honour of some megalomaniac. Thus, a meteorite which landed in the vast, landlocked nation of Turkmenistan was named Turkmenbashi in honour of the long-standing president Saparmurad Niyazov. I recall how President Francia of Paraguay had a meteorite named after him when it landed in an uninhabited part of his territory.

 Had it landed here in Cavan during the reign of former county manager, it would undoubtedly have been named the Brian Johnston meteorite. His successor Jack Keys, is probably as anxious to have things named in his honour, but he would have to obtain the agreement of P. Elliott and co. first.

 It’s hard to see how it could be named after anyone from local politics. The minister for Agriculture, Brendan Smith keeps such a low profile around Cavan these days that if it was named after him no one would be able to find it.

 But this meteoric fragment belongs not just to Cavan but to the people of Ireland as a whole. It might therefore be more fitting for it to be named after the most powerful man in Ireland, whose every whim must be satisfied, Professor Colm McCarthy.

 The most worrying aspect is whether the meteor will be entitled to exorbitant travel expenses, like so many Cavan County Councillors.

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