Ciaran’s Peculier [sic] Blog

A view of the world from an Irish hole

Leavin’ on a jet plane …

The release of Irish aid worker Sharon Commins  after her ordeal in Darfur has been turned into a tawdry PR stunt by the government,

 Like the vast majority of Irish people I was overjoyed to learn on Sunday of her liberation, but it soon became apparent that there were those intent on using the story to add some kudos to their personas. The start was the news broadcast on RTE’s radio 2 at 11 a.m. The item on Ms Commins’ release was expanded into a “words of praise” piece, worthy of North Korea, about Minister for Foreign Affairs Micheal Martin, followed by an interview with the man himself,. Indeed the release was the only item on the news.

 And then there was the provision of the government jet to bring her home. Fair play to whoever in the government copped on that this would be a great way of deflecting criticism  about the abusive usage to which the ‘plane has been put recently by … a certain minister. I think the Irish people have a right to know just how much was spent on air fresheners to clean the aircraft of the lingering odour of body odour and flatulence left by Minister Harney. We can rest assured that Minister Gormless made sure they didn’t contain any CFCs.

It may be carping for me to comparer the manifest efforts by the Irish government to secure Ms Commins’ release with their utter ambivalence to find out anything about the children who have disappeared from care  in Ireland.

Shoot the Seanad?

Yes please, bring it on baby, at least some of them.

 Fine Gael leader Enda Kenny’s proposal to scrap the Seanad if in government is nothing short of a piece of hypocritical populist

They've killed Kenny - the bastards

They've killed Kenny - the bastards

posturing., not so much a red herring as a blue herritng.

 Enda Kenny surely realises the importance of the Seanad in the Irish political system, where it acts as a rest and recuperation home for TDs of all the three political parties who have lost their seats in the lower house. It also operates as a testing ground where aspirant members of the lower house can gain exposure, not to mention an endless supply of postage-paid Oireachtas envelopes, which will hopefully translate into success at the next election. And then there is “The Taoiseach’s eleven”, an evergreen source of patronage. Many, many years’ ago, when I was involved with The Organisation, I had to write a letter to then taoiseach Charles Haughey extolling the virtues of a would-be Seanad appointee, the most important of which was that he was the father of eight children. There was no hint in the letter that the man’s off-springs were facing incarceration in the poorhouse unless their parent were elevated to the upper house. Indeed I know one of the man’s children; he has used his hands and feet to has attain great and well-deserved success.

 Now let’s be honest; Enda has no more intention of getting rid of the Seanad than he has of joining the Hare Krishnas. This is all about deflection. It seems to have caught hold as a topic of media discussion, which helps take the limelight away from the fact that the Fine Gael party support the viciously incompetent, scorched earth economic policies of the present government – and why wouldn’t they? They are good, honest-to-God Blueshirt policies.

 What’s more this Seanad red herring may take attention away from the alacrity with which Fine Gael councillors are grabbing jobs for their families at local government level – larceny as great as any Fianna Fail or Green party minister at national level.

 But let us give credit where credit is due. The intellectual and professional pre-eminence of  relatives of Fine Gael councillors is awe inspiring. They possess some unique piece of internal genetic engineering which may be revealed one day when the mapping of the genome is finally completed. The scope of their abilities is truly kaleidoscopic, spreading from ward assistants in hospitals, to social workers through to Research Officers in crummy local museums. Just what is it that puts them head and shoulders above the relatives of councillors from other parties, or those people not related to councillors at all?

True courage

The decision by Donal Og Cusack to admit to being gay is a tremendously courageous one. But his sexuality shouldn’t have

Doma; Og Cusack

Doma; Og Cusack

anything to do with the fact that he is a great Gaelic games player. Hopefully it may provide an alternative role model for players at all levels of the game. They’ll now realise that it is possible to operate at the pinnacle of the sport while eschewing the long-accepted and too long tolerated stereotype of the GAA player i.e. a heavy-drinking, philandering, wife=beating thug who nevertheless sits beatifically through Mass, and who is willing to do anything his church tells him. Let’s hope more players are able to stand up to the hypocritical homophobes in the association, most of whom would shit themsel at the sight of a ball hurtling towards them.

Venereal democrats

The applause that greeted John O’Donoghue’s self-justificatory rant in the Dail last week shows up that the majority of our

Did ya hear the one about the Kerryman who ... ?

Did ya hear the one about the Kerryman who ... ?

legislatures are suffering, in moral terms at least, from a bad dose of the clap.

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