Cavan News Items
Isn’t it brill? the news that Cavan town has been selected from a shortlist of holes to host the 2010 version of Fleadh Cheoil na hEirinn. Cavan’s tourism interests will have their cocks through hoops at the prospect, as dypsomaniacs from throughout the world are attracted here like flies to sh … etc. Tourism interests elsewhere will be heartened by the exodus of Cavan town’s few decent people whow will want to escape the veritable tsunami of stale stout, vomit and spilled spunk which will cascade through Cavan’s sreets.