Bord Snip Nua
by planetparker
The name is as unoriginal and intellectually banal as those who write its reports. I don’t know what language it belongs to. It’s like something from some thir-wotrld pidgin, used as a means of very basic communication betweenn cultures. though knowing the types who use it I think that languages like Tok Pisin or Police Motu would appear as the finest Athenian Greek in comparison.
I’m sorry but I’m a heterosexual male and the word snip makes me uneasy. So I propose another name for the organisation. An Bord Vasectomy.
A lot of those associated with it have had that most effective of snip jobs, the gargle. Decades of imbing the old water of life have completely burned out their stomachs and livers while their bollocks are, to coin a phrase, bolloxed. They’d get heart attacks if they tried for erections now and if anything came out it would be a cocktail of piss and Milk of Magnesia.
