Ciaran’s Peculier [sic] Blog

A view of the world from an Irish hole

Month: June, 2009

The prize for failure

I see on the newst section of the Northern Sound site that those Cavan County Councillors who were rejected by the electorate at the recent elections are entitled to a gratuity amounting to 110,000 euro. This is only payable to people given a complete thumbs down. Those councillors who lost their seats at county council level, but who were nevertheless considered eligible to serve at town council level won’t get a cent.

At a time of economic hardship these payment, and what’s more their receipt, is not only outrageous but immoral. The electorate must recognise that members of our political elite still control what little money there is, and they will make sure that they have first call on it. And don’t forget, this money is tax free and not subject to any means test.

Those luckier to get elected though have the opportunities not only to grab scarce financial resources but also to provide jobs for family members and relatives; as one of them would put it: “Ah sure ya might as well.”

As for the great majority of people in the country, many of whom have no jobs, they must grit their teeth and accept being treated like trash, and maybe having what little they are entitled to grabbed from them by the evil, semi-literate pen-pushers of the Department of Social, Community and Family Affairs. But they are doing it to please the rabid bitch who sits at the department’s helm.

FF RIP

Somebody sent me this obituary. I don’t expect Northern Sound to pick up on it, though I found it funny.

 Obituary:   Fianna Fail(ed)

 The soldiers of disaster (formerly Soldiers of Destiny 1926-2009), savaged to death in local and European elections. Deeply regretted by builders, developers, bankers, and cowboys everywhere. Remains reposing in a large tent at Galway racecourse. Funeral mass in church of St Bertie the Chancer. Burial afterwards in the Golden Circle cemetery – no flowers please – donations in brown paper envelopes only. Houses private. RIP

  

Now most people know I’m no friend of the FFers, but I think people should beware of wolves in sheep’s clothing. Sadly the Sons of Destiny are not the only tricky boys in town.

 Let’s not forget either there’ll be numerous FF corpses who will emerge Lazarus-like from their tombs in the coming months.

Local election results

To all the successful candidates at both county and town council level – congratulations.

 To the many unsuccessful candidates – commiserations and better luck next time – if there is a next time.

 I really want to send my warmest congratulations to Rotimi Adebari, former mayor of Portlaois who has been elected to Laois County Council.

 Congratulations too to Kristina Jankaitiene in Carrickmacross, or

Kristina Jankaitiene

Kristina Jankaitiene

 should that be Svėikas! ?

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Ba mhaith liom comhghairdeas a dhėanamh le Bairbre de Brún faoi bua milis

Feeding the chucks in Cavan County Museum

G’day chuck feeders! Been chokin’ a darkie in the dunny recently?

 Fate can be a really weird thing, the way it can unite people in a

Guinea-Bissau's first president

Guinea-Bissau's first president

 cruel and absurd way when it comes to cashing in your chips in this world and collecting vouchers for the next. Take the political leadership of that sad country Guinea-Bissau, now viewed by many commentators as a basket case, a narco-state. Its first president was a guy called Luiz Almeida de Cabral. His brother had headed the independence movement until he was assassinated by fascist Portuguese hit-men in 1973. Luiz was an eternal optimist – he had to be when he became president of one of the poorest countries in the world. He tried to institute educational reform – the Portuguese hadn’t bothered their arses. Sadly, someone up there didn’t like him and in the late ‘70s his country was hit by natural disasters. His prime minister, Joao do Vieira, felt he could do a better job, so in November 1980 he seized power, throwing Luiz into jail for a while.

 Now this is where it gets a bit wild. Vieira crawled back into the presidency through a democratic election, but not everyone liked him in the country. This March he was murdered in controversial circumstances by soldiers who believed he’d been behind the death of their commanding officer. And then last week Luiz passes away, in a far more peaceful setting – leafy Lisbon where he’d been in exile.

 So you can imagine what might happen if they happen to meet in the great VIP lounge in the sky. What will they have to say to each other? Nice to see you to see you nice?

 Anyone seeking enlightenment about the meaning of the first line of this post should seek help from the museum’s curator.

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