The local press

by planetparker

I never read local newspapers. In fact a local newspaper has to be at least seventy five years’ old before it’s of any interest to me.

Very occasionally, I flick through them, and then feel nauseous for about a week.

 

I just have to ask some people in Cavan: Do you never get tired of seeing your photographs in the local press?

 Let’s face it, none of you are exactly goodlooking. Admittedly, there was a time when some of you might have been considered blossoms of pulchritude,

 - but the passage of time accompanied by the inevitable bodily metal fatigue is showing its inevitable effects.