Sammy Wilson and Climate change
by planetparker
Championing a Protestant environment
The cockles of all true God-Fearing and worthy Christians were no doubt warmed by the strong stand taken by Northern Ireland environment minister Sammy Wilson in refusing to allow the airing of an admittedly twee advertisement recommending that humans stop contributing to climate change. Now Sammy knows that we are not responsible for the mess the world’s climate is in and has refused to be brow-beaten by New Labour political correctness.
Were I to meet Sammy I would have to say this to him: “How’s Rhonda these days?” Now just because yowere plugging the big man’s daughter and you ddidn’t get her into the club does not mean all men are incapable of changing the world for the worst, though with a face like hers you were probably nipping in the back.
Sammy is well known for standing up for his beliefs. When he was a teacher he would not let a globe into his classroom or any other symbol 0f the abomination that the earth was round. On many occasions he took globes from their stands and dashed them into the consistency of pancakes to make his point.
But even Sammy has gone soft. All true believers who are loyal to Her Majesty know that greenhouse gasses are caused by those Fenian bastards in
Sinn Fein IRA.. These are to be distinguisdhed from good honest-to-God Protestant Orange house gases which are used to ensure that Ulster’s pantries grown under the weight of good wholesome produce. These are particularly noteworthy from bonfres of used tyres illuminating July evenings which fill the air with fumes that may cause cancer to those not in God’s elect.
Sammy is forgetting who the real enemy is at the gate. It’s all very well giving it to homosexuals, Chinkies, Poles and blacks, but Ulster has retained its British identity by saying no to the whore of Bablylon and his special agents.
