Ciaran’s Peculier [sic] Blog

A view of the world from an Irish hole

Australian arsonist’s identity revealed

Police in Victoria have given the name of the man whom they suspect of involvement in causing some of the fires which have led to the deaths of at least two hundred people. His name is Brendan Skotoluk. The police and courts have been anxious to prevent the man’s family being targeted. This is reasonable; he may be a nutter but his family are as devastated as anyone else no doubt. He will, if found guilty, probably face incarceration in some psychiatric facility, maybe for the rest of his natural life. Now had he been in Cavan he would, after a decade or so, have been feted as a great fellow. He could have joined “the party” and landed a nice high-sounding job. What’s more he could have joined a prominent Catholic lay group. While he would be able to turn his back on his pyrotechnical past, his present would have enabled him to steal material at will, while all the time being viewed as a really nice guy.

I have a pity for anyone whose first name is Brendan. I know some who are ok but others are, just well wankers.

Sammy Wilson and Climate change

Championing a Protestant environment

Championing a Protestant environment

The cockles of all true God-Fearing and worthy Christians were no doubt warmed by the strong stand taken by Northern Ireland environment minister Sammy Wilson in refusing to allow the airing of an admittedly twee advertisement recommending that humans stop contributing to climate change. Now Sammy knows that we are not responsible for the mess the world’s climate is in and has refused to be brow-beaten by New Labour political correctness.

Were I to meet Sammy I would have to say this to him: “How’s Rhonda these days?” Now just because yowere plugging the big man’s daughter and you ddidn’t get her into the club does not mean all men are  incapable of changing the world for the worst, though with a face like hers you were probably nipping in the back.

Sammy is well known for standing up for his beliefs. When he was a teacher he would not let a globe into his classroom or any other symbol 0f the abomination that the earth was round. On many occasions he took globes from their stands and dashed them into the consistency of pancakes to make his point.

But even Sammy has gone soft. All true believers who are loyal to Her Majesty know that greenhouse gasses are caused by those Fenian bastards in

Sinn Fein IRA.. These are to be distinguisdhed from good honest-to-God Protestant Orange house gases which are used to ensure that Ulster’s pantries grown under the weight of good wholesome produce. These are particularly noteworthy from bonfres of used tyres illuminating July evenings which fill the air with fumes that may cause cancer to those not in God’s elect.

Sammy is forgetting who the real enemy is at the gate. It’s all very well giving it to homosexuals, Chinkies, Poles and blacks, but Ulster has retained its British identity by saying no to the whore of Bablylon and his special agents.

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