Flying high with Allah
by planetparker
A Muslim is sitting next to Felim from Cavan on a plane. Felim orders a whiskey.
The stewardess asks the Muslim if he’d like a drink too. He replies angrily:’I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let alcohol touch my lips!’
Felim hands his drink back & says ‘Me too, I didnt know we had a choice!’
