Ciaran’s Peculier [sic] Blog

Former taoiseach Barrow-Boy Bertie was rushed to the Mater Private Hospital today with a fractured leg. The injury happened when Mr Ahern fell while descending a flight of stairs. Gardai are refusing to comment on rumours that the accident happened when a crazed male with a pendulous lower lip and gaping expression rushed at Mr Ahern from behind exclaiming in a Midlands accident: “”Ya knew this was comin’ ya bastard” before attempting to push the former taoiseach down the stairs.