Priceless
by planetparker
I sometmes feel like the late Cyril Fletcher on BBC’s That’s Life! because people send me the weirdest things. Take the following:
S-Class Merc – €100000
Socks and togs for the lads – €600
Financial support for the Co. Board – €20000
Scoreboard Sponsorship at Lavey GFC – €5000
Being caught undergoing a brain transplant, in the disabled toilet, in your own pub, at 4 in the morning, by a foreign national – PRICELESS.
As I was just saying ...
Now I know the identity of this hapless person, but I would like to launch a competition, a type of “Spot the Wanker” contest. Clue: I can state categorically that this is NOT county manager Jack Keys in disguise.
