Painful examinations

by planetparker

 A very tired nurse walks into a bank,
 
 Totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.
 
 Preparing to write a cheque,
 
 She pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse
 
 And tries to write with it.
 
 When she realizes her mistake,
 
 She looks at the flabbergasted teller
 
 And without missing a beat, she says:
 
 ’Well, that’s great….that’s just great….
 
 Some asshole’s got my pen!’