Fucked

by planetparker

FEMALE COMPASSION


A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach.  He had no arms and noLegs.
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said ‘Have you ever had a hug?’
The man said ‘No,’ so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said, ‘Have you ever had a kiss?’
The man said, ‘No,’ so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman came to him and said, ‘Have you ever been f#cked?’
The fellow said, ‘No.’

She said, ‘You will be when the tide comes in.’