Did I say that?

by planetparker

Here are a few of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on TV and radio

(1)  Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator 
      ‘And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her        
        snatch this morning and it was amazing!’

(2)  New Zealand Rugby Commentator 
 
            ‘Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson
          comes inside of him.’

(3)  Ted Walsh – Horse Racing
        Commentator   : 
 
        ‘This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her
         mother.’ 

(4)  Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-
       Cambridge boat race 1977 
 
           ‘Ah, isn’t that nice. The wife of the Cambridge
          President is kissing the cox of the  Oxford crew.’

(5)  US PGA Commentator - 

 
       ‘One of the reasons Arnie [Arnold> > Palmer] is
        playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife
        takes out his balls and kisses them …. Oh my
        god!!    what have I just said??’

(6)  Carenza Lewis about finding food in
       the Middle Ages on ‘Time Team Live’
       said: 
 
        ‘You’d eat beaver if you could get it.’

(7)  A female news anchor who, the day
      after it was supposed to have snowed
      and didn’t,  turned to the weatherman
      and asked, 
 
       ‘So Bob, where’s that eight inches you promised me
        last night?’  Not only did HE have to leave the set,
        but half the crew did too, because they were
        laughing so hard! 

(8)  Steve Ryder covering the US        

      Masters:   
 
       ‘Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69
        yesterday.’ 

(9) Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot

      dog on Look North said: 
 
       ‘There’s nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on
        a cold night like this.’

(10)  Mike Hallett discussing missed
        snooker shots on Sky Sports    
 
        ‘Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis’s misses
        every chance he gets.’

(11) Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa
        Forrester cuddle up to a male
        astronomer for warmth during BBC1′s
        UK eclipse coverage remarked: 
 
        ‘They seem cold out there, they’re rubbing each other
        and he’s only come in his shorts.’
 
(12) Ken Brown commentating on golfer
        Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny
        Sunneson lining-up shots at the
        Scottish Open
        ‘Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks
        he prefers to do it by himself.
(13)  Micheal O Muircheartaigh, Gaelic Games commentator. : 

        And now he’s doing it a place he shouldn’t be doing it.