Oh la la
by planetparker
With reference to my previous post I think I am in a position to reveal the nefarious shenanigans being hatched to assure a “yes” vote which will please Sarkozy. Nicolas has it seems discovered our taoiseach’s Achilles’ Heel. It seems that Biffo has a mega-crush on Carla Bruni aka Mrs Sarkozy. This is what took him to Paris on Bastille Day. But what is even more remarkable his advances may be finding favour. According to a secretly-taped interview with Ms Bruni, she has said: “Nicolas is ok but he is too… er … froggy and French. I want a man who can make love to me with his big lips. That Irish guy Biffo. Il est formidable!“ Even his worst detractors will say this, that if you want a guy with meat on the bone (nudge-nudge, wink-wink, say-no-more squire) you can’t go wrong with Biffo.
French intelligence has passed on this recording to President Sarkozy. He has, it seems, presented Biffo with a plan. Biffo gets a positive result in a re-run of the Lisbon Treaty referendum and in return he can have Carla. Biffo can take his time – years if he wants, by which time Carla will be entering the change and will be developing a Michelin accessory, and Nicolas will be on the look-out for the latest model. Like Nicole in the Renault add, he will have moved on, and Carla will be all Biffo’s.
